Nothing Creative

8-bitpixelgay:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

I feel these would be the same people to try and straighten an outlet with a fork. This is why natural selection isn’t fast enough…

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

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9 years serving in the military, served in Iraq and Afghanistan, how dare you threaten a fellow feminist, I Mr. Meowmers will personally hunt your pussy ass to the ground.

This isn’t even my war face motherfucker.

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

Yeah, with the lasso thing too, the guy’s an arsehole

celestial-octopus:

Chav dog

i dint fuckin bite him i swear on me mum

celestial-octopus:

Chav dog

i dint fuckin bite him i swear on me mum

 ♔ Battle.
soundcolored:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

I am crying

soundcolored:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

I am crying

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

Trying to find people who understand my sense of humor